La MEJOR que vi

raMax · 03-02-2006, 10:26 PM

Si después de verla no opinan que es la mejor web que existe en internet, entonces preparense para ser pateados por el ranger de texas!

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

**Tau** · 03-02-2006, 11:08 PM

q asco

fefete · 04-02-2006, 02:05 AM

Vi remeras con Yoda (star wars) que decian usa la fuerza con un papel higienico en la mano.Vi a Bob esponja en una remera dibujado a lochino que decia Bob es ponja?. Vi muchas remeras pero sin duda la de Chuck Norris (las armas no matan gente, Chuck norris mata gente) es la mejor que vi en mi vida!!!! muy grossa la pag aunque muy rebuscada para que la encontrara alguno XD

WaRCh1eF · 04-02-2006, 02:09 PM

JAJAJAAJAJ muy buenos los facts

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
"Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. "
"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. "
"Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.""

Bueniiisimos

Quickmeier · 04-02-2006, 02:57 PM

jajajajja buenisimo

1# Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

9# Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

raMax · 04-02-2006, 07:43 PM

AAA vieron!
Moraleja, no le hagan caso nunca al mala onda de Tau!

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

raMax · 04-02-2006, 07:46 PM

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Fuck was That?"

Deep · 04-02-2006, 08:43 PM

esta buena.....pero la mejor??

raMax · 04-02-2006, 09:15 PM

Si, la mejor. Punto.

Hay boludo no puedo parar de leeeerrlaaaaaa!!!

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

**lovehina** · 04-02-2006, 09:19 PM

XDD La mejor?? jojo para mi las mejores 3 paginas son estas

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http://www.clubpachabcn.com/